Feb 12, 2021
WE HAVE RETURNED. Boy, I'm sure glad nothing stressful happened during the three months we were gone!
We welcome you back into the nightmare fold with the worst movie we have ever seen. Ever. Like, for real. Ever. Utoya Island, directed by Vitaliy Versace, is a masterpiece of trash. The gold standard of bad taste and worse execution. The film equivalent of waterboarding.
And yet, here we are. Watching all 90 minutes of it.
Find out who Vitaliy Versace is, who he'd like you to think he is, and what gives his interpretation of a real-life terror attack the top spot in our list of horrific films.
Featuring: eating a banana, anacondas and sharks, and a ten minute-long static shot of a lake.